Kickass the Doorstop Dog

Kickass, the doorstop dog, reports that a huge demonstration by thousands of chickens is disrupting Easter egg hunts across the nation with signs reading: Rabbits do not lay eggs, Easter Bunny Hoax, Impeach Peter Rabbit, Unfair lay-bor practice, etc.

The chickens are claiming that whatever came first—the chicken or the egg, it sure as hell wasn’t an egg-laying rabbit, and there needs to be justice.

A statement issued by the White House says it is neither the rabbits nor the chickens that lay the eggs, but President Trump himself, mostly by executive order.

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