Kickass, the doorstop dog, reports that a huge demonstration by thousands of chickens is disrupting Easter egg hunts across the nation with signs reading: Rabbits do not lay eggs, Easter Bunny Hoax, Impeach Peter Rabbit, Unfair lay-bor practice, etc.
The chickens are claiming that whatever came first—the chicken or the egg, it sure as hell wasn’t an egg-laying rabbit, and there needs to be justice.
A statement issued by the White House says it is neither the rabbits nor the chickens that lay the eggs, but President Trump himself, mostly by executive order.