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    Kickass low high tech

    Kickass, the doorstop dog, sympathizes with the keeper as he experiences a siege of technological failure that is concentrated in electrical devices but is not restricted to them.  It started with TVs suddenly…

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    Kickass and the House Booms

    Kickass, the doorstop dog, woke up in the middle of a recent frigid night just as the west side of the house fell off.  At least it sounded as if that happened.  There…

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    Kickass and the Enquirer

    Kickass, the doorstop dog, has chewed up a lot of newspapers in his day, mostly to get through to whatever was wrapped in them—food scraps or bones; but he has never chewed up…

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    Kickass eats a pig ear 2

    Kickass, the doorstop dog, turns it over to the keeper today for a bow to Black History Month which is best done by remembering his good friend Bob Sheppard whom he met on…

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    Kickass keeps his head

    Kickass, the doorstop dog, says the keeper was recently equipped with a “partial” to assist him in gnawing the gristle off soup bones, cracking filberts  and extracting wine corks; and he was reminded…

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    Kickass does dumb things

    Kickass, the doorstop dog, says the keeper obviously did more than his share of totally stupid things earlier in life, as evidenced by the fact that he still does totally stupid things.  But…

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    Kickass and the Super Bore

    Kickass, the doorstop dog, reports that the keeper resigned several years ago from all things football due to a concussion he suffered when he fell against the refrigerator while rushing to replenish his…

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    Kickass stupid malice

    Kickass, the doorstop dog, using his unique powers of communication that puts him in touch with all creatures and things, had a conversation with the local groundhog during which he—Kickass had to shout…

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    Kickass in the winter deer yard

    Kickass, the doorstop dog, says the keeper is slowly emerging from his deep freeze stupor, and remembers the time—some 40 or so years ago, when, in what must have been a mental arctic…

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