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Kickass and Mt. RushmoreKickass, the doorstop dog, admits that it was inevitable that he would use his unique powers of communication to overhear a conversation between the four presidential images on Mt. Rushmore: Washington: “Who the hell is that guy with the funny hair?” Lincoln: “As the one who started the country, George, you should know that he is the one who may end it.” Jefferson: “He says he is great and he wants to be up here with us.” Roosevelt: “If he gets up here, I’m leaving. I hear he wants to sell Yellowstone.” Washington: “When you’ve been stoned as long as we have you hear and see strange things, but why aren’t those people with the orange-haired one wearing coronavirus masks?” Lincoln: “You know, George, that childhood, cherry-tree story about you not being able to tell a lie, well, the orange haired one cannot tell anything but lies, and he tells people it doesn’t matter if they get sick and die so long as they vote for him.” Jefferson: “I hear he grabs women indecently, ridicules the handicapped, makes racist remarks and believes money is god.” Roosevelt: “Well, nobody, including us four, is perfect: George has bird crap on his nose again, and there is also some on Teddy’s forehead and on Abe’s ear.” Washington: “The crows are the worst. Maybe if they put the orange-haired one up here they will target him.” Lincoln: “Not worth the risk. I’d rather be crapped on by eagles!”

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