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    Kickass and Stokes name

    Kickass, the doorstop dog, reports that the keeper has been known to lament the absence of the Stokes name among noteworthy athletes–the tragic story of pro basketball player Maurice Stokes being a rare…

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    Kickass and the vasectomy

    Kickass, the doorstop dog, supports the keeper in his contention that there is no more offensive male excess than men who think they have a right to control a woman’s reproductive life. So…

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    Kickass sends valentine

    Kickass, the doorstop dog, endorses the Valentine the keeper gave to Phyllis today, and approves of his—the keeper’s generosity in offering it up for the use of others: Roses are red, violets are…

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    Kickass and credit card debt

    Kickass, the doorstop dog, does not have a credit card, and like the keeper was astounded to learn that the average balance for credit card holders is $6,200, which adds up to an…

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    Kickass stays relevant with Amy and Pat

    Kickass, the doorstop dog, reports that the keeper says that staying relevant as the years pile up can be a challenge, and he—the keeper demonstrates as much by dwelling on Amy Klobuchar’s recent…

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    Kickass and the weather beads

    Kickass, the doorstop dog, acknowledges that the keeper may be on to something with his “weather beads” plan, which grew out of remembering a trip to Greece about a hundred years ago when…

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    Kickass and A Room Of One’s Own

    Kickass, the doorstop dog, reports that the keeper is looking forward to his appearance Wednesday (Feb. 12, 6 p.m.) at A Room of One’s Own, a Madison bookstore,  to promote his novel MARGARET’S…

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    Kickass and the ten comandments

    Kickass, the doorstop dog, has in his paws a document recently leaked by a White House whistle blower who used a dog whistle that nobody heard.  The document has to do with the…

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    Kickass and the ten commandments

    Kickass, the doorstop dog, has in his paws a document recently leaked by a White House whistle blower who used a dog whistle that nobody heard.  The document has to do with the…

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    Kickass and the moon photo

    Kickass, the doorstop dog, tries to nap through the worst of the keeper’s fumbling attempts to live with his—the keeper’s absolute tech ignorance, which often sees him fabricating outrageous explanations for his humiliation…

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