Kickass

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    Kickass and lunch for the ages

    Kickass, the doorstop dog, passes along the keeper’s report of a Vista West “lunch for the ages” that he had the distinct privilege of attending as the only male: There was Hilda at…

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    Kickass 9/20/23

    Kickass, the doorstop dog, sympathizes with the keeper as he tries to remain relevant when faced with such questions as the following:          *Does Boebert’s statement that she will be checking party affiliations…

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    Kickass joins the dumb

    Kickass, the doorstop dog, hears the keeper’s confession that he recently joined the “dumbest” parade by expressing his opinion of some of Wisconsin’s prevailing political gerrymandered dumbness.  In assessing the way this puts…

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    Kickass and grandkids

    Kickass, the doorstop dog, stayed home with Phyllis when the keeper drove across town to watch grandson Beau perform lumber making miracles with his portable sawmill. It was most impressive—Beau manipulating misshapen ash…

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    Kickass and the Hollyhocks

    Kickass, the doorstop dog, naps as the keeper suffers a Saturday reminiscence attack: Hollyhock Ladies, where did you go From all the places you used to grow Those tall, old flowers so big…

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    Kickass sells books

    Kickass, the doorstop dog, reports that the keeper and Phyllis took their book-show to the Middleton Senior Center Thursday where the keeper had a nice visit with a modest assembly of those in…

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    Kickass and telling time

    Kickass, the doorstop dog, reports that the keeper, undergoing a routine “insurance” exam was asked, among other things, to draw a clock face showing the time at 8:20.  The resulting diagram was satisfactory…

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    Kickass and lifetime of cars

    Kickass, the doorstop dog, notes the keeper’s lifelong relationship with cars, beginning back when he talked his father into hooking up the horses and pulling home a Model T pickup that had been…

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    Kickass and remembering/forgetting

    Kickass, the doorstop dog, notes that the keeper has attained that age that by some standards makes him too old to vote, a nuisance on the roadways, cause for elevator delay, deaf to…