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    Kickass and revised badger song

    Kickass, the doorstop dog, says the keeper is busy doing a revision of the old song “If You Want To Be A Badger” as Wisconsin moves toward the head of the pack in…

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    Kickass and the last fall

    Kickass, the doorstop dog, joins the keeper in celebrating the first day of autumn today, which may be the last one in history as the Trump administration dismisses the tilting and rotation of…

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    Kickass and eyes getting old

    Kickass, the doorstop dog, may be called on to perform “seeing eye” dog duties—which would be far above his pay grade, as the keeper undergoes cataract surgery today.  Thanks to his longevity and…

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    Kickass and 5th avenue shooting

    Kickass, the doorstop dog, reports that the keeper has it on authority as good as it ever gets for him, that the GOP will stage a campaign event in which Trump will actually…

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    Kickass and Ruth Bader Ginsburg

    Kickass, the doorstop dog,  has been trying to assist the keeper with his—the keeper’s share of gender guilt for the incredibly stupid things that White males have allowed to happen on their historical…

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    Kickass and bear hounds and baiting

    Kickass, the doorstop dog, while claiming only a distant relationship with Wisconsin’s wolves, joins the keeper in condemning the absurd state policy of paying hound owners $2500 for each hound killed by wolves…

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    Kickass and the truth

    Kickass, the doorstop dog, reports that the keeper, having spent most of his life trying to “fetch” the truth as a working journalist, now finds the current wholesale pursuit of “truth” to resemble…

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    Kickass and elephant resignation

    Kickass. the doorstop dog, always anxious to assist in animal welfare matters, joins the keeper in helping the elephants in their desperate attempt to resign as the Repub party mascot.  In a document…

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    Kickass and rustic road signs

    Kickass, the doorstop dog, reports that the keeper and Phyllis, back from their tour of the Rustic Roads of Green County, were impressed yet again with the seasonal growth that has made a…

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    Kickass and the White House Dog

    Kickass, the doorstop dog, has enlisted the aid of the keeper in trying to cash in on the Trump book market before it does an “Icarus” and melts from the heat of the…

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