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    Kickass and mustaches

    Kickass, the doorstop dog, steps aside today as the subject is mustaches and he–Kickass doesn’t have one, but the keeper does, as does Harry B Harris, (Note that first name!) the US ambassador…

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    Kickass and fearless mice

    Kickass, the doorstop dog, understanding how difficult it is for the keeper and his ilk to deal with the many things there are to fear in their lives—monsters, calamity, politicians, he—Kickass, is happy…

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    Kickass helps with the FOYAS project

    Kickass, the doorstop dog, has agreed to assist the keeper in organizing the Fall On Your Ass Society (FOYAS) a non-profit, self-helpless organization designed to get everyone through the sneaky season of slippery…

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    Kickass and magnetic defecating

    Kickass, the doorstop dog, is assisting the keeper in assessing the merits of a two-year study reported some time ago in “Frontiers in Zoology” which found that defecating dogs prefer to align themselves…

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    Kickass solves world problems

    Kickass, the doorstop dog, reports that the keeper offers the following rearrangements to help settle world issues: McConnell and all the rest of the senators are to be placed under a restriction of…

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    Kickass and life decisions

    Kickass, the doorstop dog, agrees with the keeper and Phyllis that you either make the necessary big changes in your life or they get made for you.  It is much better, everyone agrees,…

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    Kickass and the fresh snow

    Kickass, the doorstop dog, joins the keeper in making more of the fresh snow cover than seems appropriate, being that all the pristine whiteness is nothing more than future hazardous ice, dangerous snow…

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    Kickass waits for the storm

      Kickass, the doorstop dog, says there is something about waiting for a winter storm to hit that focuses survival genes. The keeper comments that if he were a hibernator, anticipating the storm…

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    Kickass howls at the moon

    Kickass, the doorstop dog, joined the keeper this morning just as the “Wolf” moon was setting over Mazomanie, and the urge to howl was overpowering, more so, it seemed, for the keeper who…

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