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    Kickass and Howitzers

      Kickass, the doorstop dog, says the keeper reports that Wis. Senator Ron Johnson, chairman of the Senate’s Homeland Security Committee, has commented that in spite of 90 percent of the public in…

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    Kickass and dying in trraffic

      Kickass, the doorstop dog, rejoices with the keeper today that he—the keeper, did not recently become one of the 324 YTD Wisconsin traffic deaths.  But it was close, and there are long…

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    Kickass and Phyllis’s tomatos

      Kickass, the doorstop dog, joins the keeper in dedicating the rest of August to eating, the keeper being motivated by Phyllis’s tomato soup made from fresh tomatoes out of her garden..  Then,…

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    Kickass talks to a crane fly

      Kickass, the doorstop dog, reports the presence of a crane fly in the vicinity of the keeper’s word grinder, and proceeded to use his—Kickass’s, unique ability to communicate with all things. Kickass—“So…

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    Kickass and the winter snake

      Kickass, the doorstop dog, is having difficulty helping the keeper deal with his ophiophobia—fear of snakes, which in his case has its basis in the presence of the ghostly white snake of…

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    Kickass and trout floundering

      Kickass, the doorstop dog, too smart to accompany the keeper on any of his trout floundering, reports that he—the keeper, recently stood waist-deep in the middle of a high-water trout stream and…

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    Kickass goes to a game

      Kickass, the doorstop dog, reports sending the keeper to report on the astounding fact that on a mid-August afternoon—a work-day, in 2019, almost 42,000 people gathered in a roofed enclosure in Milwaukee…

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    Kickass and missing Pat

      Kickass, the doorstop dog, defers to the keeper as he–the keeper, struggles to accept the totally unexpected death of his lovely daughter Pat following a routine heart procedure.  The brutal finality of…

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    Kickass and the kennel on fire

      Kickass, the doorstop dog, says the gutting of the endangered species act by the ****-hole (A Trump word)  administration, the decision to accept only rich immigrants, tariffs that are destroying farmers, giving…

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