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    Kickass and the barbed wire fence

    Kickass, the doorstop dog, reports that the keeper—in a solo outing Sunday, was narrowly spared the indignity of expiring as a result of being impaled on a three-strand barbed wire fence as part…

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    Kickass and the cicada interview

    Kickass, the doorstop dog, will be using his extraordinary communication powers to help the keeper interview the Maryland cicada that recently landed on Joe Biden’s shirt collar. Kickass: “The QAnon idiots say you…

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    Kickass and the fear of hair

    Kickass, the doorstop dog, is trying to assist the keeper in dealing with his—the keeper’s Chaetophobia,  which, everyone knows, is the extreme fear of hair.  After undergoing four years of shock treatment during…

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    Kickass and raw talent

    Kickass, the doorstop dog, reports that the keeper may come out of retirement as a Packer fan in view of a recent sports headline that read: “Stokes learning to control raw talent.” The…

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    Kickass and Republican history

    Kickass, the doorstop dog, notes with the keeper that the gerrymandered chokehold the narcissistic Republicans have on the democratic political system will be its downfall: a kennel operating for the benefit of only…

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    Kickass and backwards underwear

    Kickass, the doorstop dog, reports that the keeper long ago stopped being concerned with the random—some might say “garbage-can” nature of his thought process.  Were it not for this, he might fret over…

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    Kickass and pond life

    Kickass, the doorstop dog, joins the keeper and Phyllis in the proximity of pond eco systems where hidden predators—huge snapping turtles, dominate to the threat and detriment of all other life forms; and,…

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