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    Kickass goes encyclopedic

    Kickass, the doorstop dog, is doing his best to prevent the keeper from sinking into the depths of a serious malaise, though in this case the cause of his distress is readily identifiable—throwing…

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    Kickass to pet or not to pet

    Kickass, the doorstop dog, says the kennel crowd has been in a yapping, whining, barking state of chaos for far too long over the issue of how the members do or do not…

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    Kickass and old age

    Kickass, the doorstop dog, reports that the keeper, in his relentless quest to find advantages in being old, considers publication of his one and only novel—Margaret’s War, and then quotes Kurt Vonnegut in…

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    Kickass and the Iowa wind

    Kickass, the doorstop dog, says he sometimes wakes up from a nap with questions that just seem to have incubated while he slept.  Here’s one: So they want to build a multi-million dollar…

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    Kickass makes peeing statement

    Kickass, the doorstop dog, says that while dog’s make statements with their peeing, it is not something that is normally part of human behavior. But yesterday while the keeper was so engaged he…

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    Kickass and POW article

    Kickass, the doorstop dog, was intrigued by the keeper’s recent reading of a long article about the German POWs in Wisconsin during the last two years of WW II.  Written by CNN reporters,…

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    Kickass and April Fools Day

    Kickass, the doorstop dog, likes April Fools Day because it just seems to define what it means to live with the keeper and his kind as they all now ride with Thelma and…

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    Kickass and chair burning

    Kickass, the doorstop dog, witnessed the keeper in a display of highly questionable behavioral modification as he—the keeper and other members of his clan apparently decided that the way to avoid too much…

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    Kickass and the bedroom pitchfork

    Kickass, the doorstop dog, does not understand the keeper’s pack-rat mentality that has him virtually unable to throw anything away.  Even more baffling is his propensity for adding to the collection of (Word…

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    Kickass and phoneitis

    Kickass, the doorstop dog, reports that the keeper has a new phone; and Phyllis, in a demonstration of unparalleled heroics, is trying to teach him how to use it.  It is a tossup…

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