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    Kickass and Fox Coventry report

    Kickass, the doorstop dog, passes along a Fox/White House version of the news as it might be reported and tweeted from the confines of the facility where the keeper and Phyllis are quarantined…

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    Kickass and evolutionary restraint

    Kickass, the doorstop dog, stands aside as the keeper sorts through what is either an epiphany or the onset of serious dementia.  It comes in the form of a conclusion that so called…

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    Kickass helps Joe and Kamala

    Kickass, the doorstop dog, reports working with the keeper to assist the Biden/Harris team in dealing with the dilemma of trying to bring the country together while also promoting social distancing.  Ignoring the…

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    Kickass and Friday the 13th

    Kickass, the doorstop dog, reports that the keeper is suffering from “triskaidekaphobia,” which everyone knows is fear of Friday the 13 and is particularly serious today as it combines with a raging coronavirus…

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    Kickass and the rat invasion

    Kickass, the doorstop dog, stands aside while the keeper does yet one more deep dive into his memory pool in search of something that might parallel the current political absurdity of a defeated…

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    Kickass and the Satchel Paige photo

    Kickass, the doorstop dog, is aware that the keeper will use any excuse to display the photo of Satchel Paige autographing his—the keeper’s, program at the 1953 All Star game in Cincinnati; so…

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    Kickass listens to dog talk

    Kickass, the doorstop dog, reports the following German Shepherd dog talk: Champ: “We’re moving.” Major: “No!  We’re leaving Wilmington!  Where are we going?” Champ: “Washington DC. The boss got a new job there…

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    Kickass and the flying bull

    Kickass, the doorstop dog, reports that the keeper’s long journalistic experience in listening to experts “at the end of the bar” has qualified him to give advice on how to ignore such utter…

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    Kickass climbs a mountain

    Kickass, the doorstop dog, reports that on that beautiful Saturday when the world celebrated freedom from the clutches of sadistic narcissism, the keeper and Phyllis escaped the confines of their coronavirus exposed-facility and…

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    Kickass and dog White House eviction

    Kickass, the doorstop dog, agrees with the keeper that the most immediate current problem in the White House seems to be finding someone brave enough to tell Trump that he lost the election…

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