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    Kickass and missing summer

      Kickass, the doorstop dog, observes that now in the cold October rains, the suspicion can be confirmed that 2019 did not have a summer.  As autumn raindrops beat against the windows, the…

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    Kickass and the lost phone

      Kickass, the doorstop dog, displayed unbelievable patience yesterday when the keeper more or less went off the deep end when he thought he had lost his smart phone.  Finally, however, the positive…

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    Kickass and thunder storms

      Kickass, the doorstop dog, unlike some dogs, is not afraid of thunder and lightning, but like the keeper, he is becoming concerned about the rain that just doesn’t stop.  For years, the…

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    Kickass and Pat’s memorial day

      Kickass, the doorstop dog, says the past weekend packed with family and friends gathered to memorialize the keeper’s daughter Pat who died suddenly Aug.1 , has left him flatter than an old…

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    Kickass and Pat’s memorial

      Kickass, the doorstop dog, will be participating tomorrow (Sept. 28) in the memorial for the keeper’s daughter Pat who died suddenly and unexpectedly Aug. 1.  It will be held at her house—510…

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    Kickass and the dog whiffer

      Kickass, the doorstop dog, says in addition to the dog whistle that humans cannot hear, there is a thing called the dog whiffer by which humans cannot smell things that really stink. …

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    Kickass impeaches the ridge cat

      Kickass, the doorstop dog, endorses the keeper’s dirty-window-bird-protection plan whereby the house windows are washed only by the rain and thus do not present a shiny, reflective surface for birds to fly…

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    Kickass and the skunk lunch

      Kickass, the doorstop dog, shares the keeper’s acceptance of all birds, so he—Kickass, is having a bit of a problem with the keeper’s set-to with the turkey vultures, those avian undertakers that…

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    Kickass and goodbye tractor

      Kickass, the doorstop dog, has been enlisted to aid the keeper in getting through some emotional upheaval having to do with his selling a tractor.  A tractor, for god’s sake!  The keeper…

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    Kickass gets rid of junk

      Kickass, the doorstop dog, reports that the keeper has apparently reached that point in life—the one that happens to everyone, when there is a personality pole-like change from the-strange-urge-to-amass-junk to one of…

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