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    Kickass and distance evolution

    Kickass, the doorstop dog, is trying to be helpful as the keeper fine tunes his theory that the current social distancing of six feet or more will have a negative evolutionary impact.  Already,…

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    Kickass and potato salad

    Kickass, the doorstop dog, reports that at a recent very pleasant reunion of Phyllis’s family on the Village Green in Middleton, the keeper came away thinking about potato salad, in part because Phyllis’s…

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    Kickass and old boy toys

    Kickass, the doorstop dog, listens to the whining of the keeper as he—the keeper, goes through the painful process of divesting himself of some of the “old” boy toys that he has been…

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    Kickass and Strom Thurmond

    Kickass, the doorstop dog, observes that almost anything will set off the keeper’s reminiscing; and mention of the POTUS arriving at Green Bay’s Austin Straubel airport moved him—the keeper, to recall a Sen.…

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    Kickass and the statue topplers

    Kickass, the doorstop dog, agrees with the keeper that the next misstep on the current march to total dumbness will be to identify those forward thinkers who brought the chains to Madison’s Capital…

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    Kickass and univ bay muck

    Kickass, the doorstop dog, reports that the keeper, in agreeing to assist grandson-in-law Kyle Russell with a military reserve project to film veteran activities, had no idea that it would include his—the keeper,…

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    Kickass and the sport of who you

    Kickass, the doorstop dog, is trying to help the keeper ease the suffering of the sport deprived sports fans by suggesting a new competitive sport called “Who You,” in which masked fans socially…

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    Kickass fathers day pedestal

    Kickass, the doorstop dog, has his own take on fatherhood, but defers to the keeper as he—the keeper, proclaims Fathers Day as the time when the rest of the family boosts father up…

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    Kickass writes country song

    Kickass, the doorstop dog, reports that the keeper has always wanted to write a sad country song, and decided that the time is now.  Doing both melody and lyrics is too much, the…

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    Kickass and the elevator woman

    Kickass the doorstop dog, apologizes for the keeper for being late with his post, but he met this masked lady in the elevator and he went completely to pieces.  The details of what…

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