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    Kickass drinks water

    Kickass, the doorstop dog, reports that the keeper and Phyllis ended their down-the-Mississippi excursion when the keeper experienced a sudden debilitating state of dehydration that left him as incapacitated as he has ever…

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    Kickass 7/8/21 takes a river break

    Kickass, the doorstop dog, reports that the keeper and Phyllis will be taking their show on the road with a brief tour of Mississippi River environs in the Lacrosse area, with no more…

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    Kickass and the Minimum Dumbness Plan

    Kickass, the doorstop dog, is trying to assist the keeper in formulating a “Minimum Dumbness Program” (MDP) whereby individuals are prevented by law from reaching a level of dumbness in which they think…

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    Kickass and returning to the sea

    Kickass, the doorstop dog, joins the keeper along the Wisconsin River and other waterways on the brink of summer to plead for active acknowledgment that since the human species came crawling out of…

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    Kickass and alien 4th of July

    Kickass, the doorstop dog, reports that the keeper is in receipt of a decoded message from outer space that reads as follows: “The entire population of that Earth country claiming to be among…

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    Kickass and fireworks downside

    Kickass, the doorstop dog, reports that the keeper recalls the 4th of July when, as a Trib columnist, he wrote that fireworks had a downside and were maybe not the greatest symbol of…

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    Kickass and VA sleep lab

    Kickass, the doorstop dog, reports that the VA, in its thoroughness of monitoring how the keeper lives, recently looked into how he sleeps.  Details are yet to come, but the wired-up night in…

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    Kickass and the dumb bear hounders

    Kickass, the doorstop dog, reports that the keeper hates it when he must admit being wrong—as infrequently as it happens, but after naming the election of Ron Johnson and the temporary establishment of…

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    Kickass and dumb dog racing

    Kickass, the doorstop dog, in his efforts to catalog the utterly stupid things done by Wisconsin citizens, now claims that electing Ron Johnson to two terms as US senator now outranks the sheer…

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    Kickass and hereafter message

    Kickass, the doorstop dog, reports that the keeper’s tech world has gone completely wacko and he is receiving messages from a medium that communicates with the departed, specifically the keeper’s old Black friend…

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