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    Kickass and Ernie Pyle

    Kickass, the doorstop dog, is trying to help the keeper sort through some of his mental garbage on this 75th anniversary of D-day, and it is heavy going.  A highlight of the keeper’s…

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    Kickass and green growth

      Kickass, the doorstop dog, takes only casual interest in the keeper’s futile efforts to be the dominant life form on the ridge where his house is located.  It is obvious from this…

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    Kickass and the box camera

      Kickass, the doorstop dog, is urging the keeper to consider donating his camera equipment to an appropriate charity, perhaps the flat-earth science-deniers so they can make a video of the watery end…

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    Kickass on being called a dog

      Kickass, the doorstop dog, says the canine committee formed to study the global fallout of the president of the United States having called a former black female aide a “dog,” first notes…

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    Kickass thoughts and prayers

      Kickass, the doorstop dog, joins the keeper on a Sunday morning to suggest that “thoughts and prayers” be regulated to insure that they will be equally distributed among the families of those…

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    Kickass and his coyote kin

      Kickass, the doorstop dog, reports that Phyllis and the keeper woke in the middle of the night to a coyote concert just below the house.  It was, in their estimation, a great…

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    Kickass and the green curtain

      Kickass, the doorstop dog, joins the keeper in applauding (with dogs it is “apawlauding”) the lowering of the great green curtain that signals the start of the spectacular summer show.  Behind this…

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    Kickass makes the high court higher

    Kickass, the doorstop dog, joins the keeper in advocating for relocating the highest court in the land to the highest point in the world, which means of course that US Supreme Court justices…

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    Kickass hole in the head

      Kickass, the doorstop dog, reports that the keeper recently paid a price for his youthful sun sins when a skin doc gouged a big piece out of his forehead and then reassured…

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    Kickass Memorial Day 2019

      Kickass, the doorstop dog, says the keeper’s very limited musical talent is best displayed at twilight around a bonfire next to the river with wee little great- grandchildren dancing to his harmonica…

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