fake news
Kickass, the doorstop dog, reports that his keeper has been hiding in the tool shed since someone told him that everything on Facebook may not be true. He so wanted to believe the story that Hillary was running a slave/child operation in the back of that New York pizzeria because he had voted for her and needed some way to explain why things hadn’t gone his way. Now he is wondering if the story is true that Trump loves ice fishing because it is an opportunity for him to walk on water. Probably not.