Kickass, the doorstop dog, sympathizes with the keeper as he tries to remain relevant when faced with such questions as the following:
*Does Boebert’s statement that she will be checking party affiliations of future dates mean that it is hard to keep your hands off Democrats?
*Can the relaxed Senate dress code be used as an excuse to get that first cup of coffee while wearing only underwear?
*Could there be a connection between McCarthy wielding his beloved gavel and Mitch’s inclination to stare off into space?
*If the Repubs successfully shut down the government, does that cancel out driving on the right side of the road?
*Is MT Greene a peach, an impeach, a lemon or a complete prepackaged fruitcake?
*Once attorneys representing insurrectionists have all the money, will there be free representation for jaywalkers?
*As global warming is ignored in the interest of profit, will Phyllis and the keeper no longer suffer cold feet, even in January?
*Should a very old man try to get back in the labor market in the interests of preserving his wife’s sanity?