Kickass and 350 million blind mice

Kickass, the doorstop dog, notes that the keeper is not adverse to horribly maligning respected creative works in the interests of making one of his ranting points. And so it is that he—the keeper does a job on the old nursery rhyme “Three Blind Mice.”

“330 million blind mice.  330 million blind mice.

“See how they run.  See how they run”.

“They all witnessed a traitor’s Capital flaw

“He told them all ‘You didn’t see what you saw.’

“330 million blind mice.  330 million blind mice.”

Kickass says there is apparently no stopping the keeper!

“Hey diddle diddle.

“The rich cats and the riddle:.

“How the Repubs stole moral cargo?

“The little dogs cried to see such a sight,

“And the thieves ran away to Mar-a-Lago.”

The keeper notes that the big impeachment trial starts tomorrow, and he expects to be among the 330 million witnesses to have their innate intelligence sorely insulted by narcissistic millionaire pols with their attitudes of roadkill scavengers.

Kickass will be napping, proving yet again dogs’ superiority in addressing impossible situations.