Kickass and bad words

Kickass, the doorstop dog, says due to hearing impairments, some of the Repubs at last week’s immigration discussion at the ‘”White House heard the Orange One say, “Why are we having all these shiitake mushrooms?”

In subsequent interviews, however, a couple of Repubs revised that and said they heard: “Why don’t we ship out and share rooms?”

Kickass, meanwhile, observes that a lot of political shit is being thrown at the wall, and his keen canine hearing tells him that more and more of it is sticking, mostly to the deafened Repubs.