Kickass, the doorstop dog, in cooperation with the keeper, offers the following:
Rudy, Rudy, that blood you shed,
Is brown in color instead of red.
You client may not care a whit
That brown is also the color of s—.
But voters say, don’t tell us a lie,.
It’s not blood, it’s brown hair dye.
Rudy, Rudy, your client can’t count
Votes or money in any amount.
But his orange hair beats your brown
And fits the role of Presidential clown.
Bleeding orange would be a better way
To earn your reported twenty thousand a day.
Rudy, Rudy, your client’s a liar and a louse.
Time for him—and you, to get the hell out of the House!
We’re tired onto death of the narcissistic bit.
And that, Brown-Bleeder, is “NO S—!!!!!!