Kickass and chair burning
Kickass, the doorstop dog, witnessed the keeper in a display of highly questionable behavioral modification as he—the keeper and other members of his clan apparently decided that the way to avoid too much sitting around the fire would be to burn the chairs. So they all stood around the fire while the chairs went up in smoke. It is this kind of deep thinking that cuts off US aid to countries where people live in such miserable circumstances that they are compelled to become homeless immigrants, the likes of which most US citizens are descended from except the Native Americans. Chairs are burning everywhere, especially in Washington.
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