Kickass and cowbirds

Kickass, the doorstop dog, says we have, as a country, been parasitized ala the cowbird, which, everyone knows, invades other birds’ nests and doesn’t give a rat’s ass about what happens to the rightful occupants who built the nest and are trying to maintain it in a state of natural harmony.  So there is this “cowbird” egg incubating in the White House nest and if you think we have problems now, just wait until the damn thing hatches and all semblances of decency and compassion are forced out of the National nest.  Some ornithologists think the cowbird developed its parasitizing behavior while following the great bison herds of the past.  If that is the case, Kickass is wondering if maybe those protesting the continuing outrage in the White House nest would be well advised to incorporate large numbers of buffalo into their gatherings.  If the buffalo were adorned with golden horns, the orange-haired cowbird would be sure to follow and his over-sized, narcissistic egg could then be unceremoniously dumped.  (Sometimes when Kickass gets to running with a metaphor he does not know when to stop.  He doesn’t give a rat’s ass, this is serious stuff and he must speak up in whatever form!)