Kickass and different lunches

Kickass, the doorstop dog, notes that the keeper has the dietary sense of a dog that will eat anything, while Phyllis uses her culinary sense and abilities to consume things that are health inducing as well as environmentally beneficial. Most often the two of them go Phyllis’s way, but at a recent lunch there was a significant split: Phyllis made herself a smoothie from radish greens, strawberries, almond milk, and a sweetener, while the keeper had strong-smelling smoked fish washed down with Spotted Cow. They both seemed satisfied, but the keeper had to go to mouthwash before Phyllis would  kiss him.

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