Kickass and document boxes
Kickass, the doorstop dog, agrees with Phyllis that the Justice Department’s help may be needed with the keeper’s boxes of documents that are cluttering up the premises as he paws through them in compiling “Treeson,” his book-length apologia to the trees that were used over the years in printing his drivel.
A raid by DOJ agents is not likely, even though some of those boxes of newspaper clippings contain information that might as well be secret since it refers to such characters as Mr. Whipple that few people remember. (He was the star of a long-running TV toilet paper commercial.)
To hurry the process along, Phyllis assists the keeper in dictating some of the material into the computer, which frees him up to waste yet more time remembering the days when newspapers ruled and he was a court jester for the monarchy.