Kickass and green water

Kickass, the doorstop dog, always thought blue was a good color for our lakes, but the Repub’s want them green—from more phosphorus runoff, and that’s what they will be in those lakes that survive the lowering of the water table by potato chip makers and other Repub powers up in the sand country.  Green is maybe a better color than brown, which is what the water is–from Repub cow shit contamination, when it comes out of Kewaunee county faucets.

Kickass has great respect for water, even using it as a tool to mark his territory, and he will be increasing those efforts into the great Gerrymandered desert, despite the risks involved in pissing on abject cacti ignorance.