Kickass and his libido

Kickass, the doorstop dog, says that his keeper has received an inquiry as to the circumstances of my reproductive capacity, and when I complained that this was too personal for public discussion, he—the keeper, went on and on about how he had a vasectomy way back before people knew what they were and then wrote a story about it for the Milwaukee Journal Magazine.  The article did not include the detail about the keeper’s discomfort when, at the height of the procedure and with scalpel in hand, the doctor suddenly starting telling a fish story complete with arm- waving gestures describing the size of the fish.  The keeper, of course, wanted more concentration on the issue at hand, which I suppose is understandable.  As for me, I am a doorstop dog and continue to be just as damn sexy and libido-driven as I ever was, if it is anybody’s business.