Kickass and let it snow

Kickass, the doorstop dog, says the keeper is correct in his identification of the nationwide snow cover as a GOP scheme to advance the political indecency that is crucial to the Repub’s existence.

The keeper emphasizes that this is not like one of those conspiracy theories that has Dems sexually active with aliens, but is, rather, a well documented circumstance of massive secret cloud-seeding by rich right-wingers to bury the country under a blanket of white lies so thick it causes cold, suffocating misery for everyone except the mansion crowd.

The falling snow is referred to in secret Repub documents as “twinkle down,” and is being promoted by the GOP as having economic value in promoting the sale of snow shovels, back liniment and coffins.

The GOP’s interpretation of a “snow advisory” is to stay in the mansions and watch out the heated windows as the populace fails to rise from the flat-on-its-back, prone position of making snow angels.

A GOP spokesman—maybe Lindsey or Mitch, was quoted as saying, “The American people understand that being frozen to death in the snow negates the reason for government help to survive coronavirus or economic calamity.”

If Kickass could sing, he would: “…..and since we have no place to go, let it snow, let it snow, let it snow!”