Kickass and male stupidity
Kickass, the doorstop dog, says the males in the keeper’s clan have, quite frankly, never been shy about demonstrating their lack of judgement, most recently when they strung a tight-rope walk line across a swimming pool and proceeded to fall off it in spectacular fashion and in the proximity of the pool’s concrete edges.
It was yet one more demonstration as to why women live longer than men.
The keeper—by dint of his many years, has demonstrated just the opposite, and has no memory of doing anything really stupid, though there was that time when he and his cousins hooked a bobsled behind an uncle’s car and rode it at high speed within inches of barbed wire fences.