Kickass and money laundering

Kickass, the doorstop dog, says the keeper has decided that in his best interests he should now confess to what could be construed as money-laundering: several months ago, he ran his wallet through the washer, inadvertently, of course, and while a number of meaningless cards were dissolved and shredded the wallet was devoid of money, as usual, and that will be his obvious defense against money laundering when and if the Feds come calling.

Others certainly have been guilty of similar “money” laundering offenses and it is the keeper’s suggestion that you all contact the FBI ASAP or perhaps Robert Mueller himself.