Kickass and Mueller

Kickass, the doorstop dog, has about lost patience with the keeper who has assumed a strange identity in which he responds to all questions with, “I’m not going to get into that.” Or “I cannot speak to that.” Or “I stand by the report.”  What has apparently happened is that he—the keeper, thinks he is Robert Mueller and his world has turned into a universal hearing room with questions coming from the likes of that great intellect Rep. James Sensenbrenner, who, according to the keeper’s illusionary state, asked, “Could all the king’s horses and all the king’s men put Humpty Dumpty together again?”  The keeper’s response was to turn off the TV and make sure he knew where the corkscrew was for latter in the day, maybe not all that much later.