Kickass and national MA

Kickass, the doorstop dog, agrees with the keeper that the need for a no-nonsense national Mother Authority (MA) has never been greater as the current situation continues to deteriorate: more guns recommended to solve school shootings, politicians lurking in bathrooms and maternity wards with arrest warrants and up-skirt devices, Republicans embracing the big lie and encouraging their stupidest members to shout words that insult the intelligence of rocks, and other narcissistic Bible-lovers banning the likes of “To Kill a Mockingbird.”

There is more, much more, but the point is made: the current male dominated leadership structures are an insulting disgrace, and a Mother Authority with the ability and power to do the following is desperately needed.

         *Sweep the gun lovers out of the living-room.

         *Mop up the bathrooms with common sense and reality.

         *Use an authoritative voice to shut up the inane blabbers.

         *Read aloud that book chapter where Atticus explains to Scout why he is defending a Black man.

         *Bake some National cookies that are frosted with the truth.

         Come on, MA, help us like you always have!