Kickass and National mother
Kickass, the doorstop dog, joins the keeper today in pleading with all mothers to use the no-nonsense, based-on-love power, that we all know they have, to put an end to the travesty now taking place in the tribal Capital and in the narcissistic minds of what appears to be unmanageable troublemakers that Mom would never allow to loiter in the living-room. Kickass and the keeper envision a mop-wielding non-partisan national mother returning early from a shopping trip to find her house occupied by loud-mouthed hooligans who have soiled her carpet, raided her cupboards and performed unspeakable acts on her furniture. Come on, Mom. We love you and we know you can fix it—for us, always for us.