Kickass and no more boats

Kickass, the doorstop dog, passes along the information that as flood warnings prevail over the weekend, the keeper is offering to swap his spot on the ark for a bottle of Korbel brandy.

A long life of boat miseries convinces him that he does not want to be on any kind of boat with elephants and giraffes for 40 days; and a recent “cruise” experience alerted him and Phyllis to the danger of being afloat with “deniers” who claim that their fat Noah-Nothing walks on water.

A good day to stay inside with Mark Twain and a sip of brandy, and to think about building a raft.

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