Kickass and old kids

Kickass, the doorstop dog, reports that the keeper will be consulting with lawyers to sue his youngest son Mike for lying about his age, which if calculations are accurate, would make the keeper older than Plymouth Rock.

The suit will also seek damages for the stress presented by Mike’s early years when he tried to stash a girlfriend under his bed, fell off the roof trying to sneak out for a date and “borrowed” a radio from the Fire Department.

Personal note to Mike: Your continuing to acknowledge birthdays only adds to the legal trouble you are in: No “kid” should be as old as you claim to be while a parent is still doddering around the planet, and I am not leaving any time soon.

See you in court and bring me and Phyllis some birthday cake!

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