Kickass

Kickass and parking justice

Kickass, the doorstop dog, reports that the keeper, with current attention concentrated on the courts, remembers a court incident back in his student days when he got a ticket for parking too close to a crosswalk.

The ticket was for $10, not an insignificant sum for a student, and friends advised that records showed that it would be worthwhile to appear before Judge Mahoney (not sure of that name) and dispute the ticket.

The keeper did so, telling the court that of course he had parked legally but his car had obviously been subsequently mysteriously moved.

The judge, after establishing the keeper’s student identity, wasted no time in dismissing the parking ticket, but not before remarking; “I sure wish we could catch the guy who keeps moving all these cars.”

Ah, Justice!

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