Kickass and rabies
Kickass, the doorstop dog, says the way dogs see this, the people elected a leader who had not had his rabies shot, and now he is biting all kinds of people and the supply of anti-rabies medication is running low. The shortage is eased by the fact that the Repubs have declined treatment in order to go mad and be in sync with their leader.
Also, under the provisions of their replacement health plan the Repubs are claiming that—because it was a prior condition, it is acceptable that the mad-dog president is also not house-broken.