Kickass and Russian dolls

Kickass, the doorstop dog, says his keeper, in the mode of Hemingway using the Pilar during WW II to look for German subs around the Florida Keys, has volunteered his new/old boat (still unnamed) to watch the South Padre coast for Russian nesting dolls that may float ashore hiding members of the Trump administration intent on harassing immigrants, working on the wall, and making the great majority of Americans ashamed of their country’s inhumane narcissistic tactics.

The keeper should maybe go fishing.