Kickass and sand and water and plastic

Kickass, the doorstop dog, says the keeper, while mingling with the ever-expanding family over the recent holiday weekend, was intrigued by the diapered set’s concentration on such things as sand and water and plastic containers; and it caused him—the keeper to access his attitude toward sand and water and plastic containers.  At the time he was sitting in a chair on the sand near the water enjoying a libation from a plastic container, and the unavoidable conclusion was that despite having lived a long and eventful life, when you get down to the nitty-gritty, things that really matter haven’t really advanced a whole helluva lot for him and his ilk..