Kickass and swimsuit issue

Kickass, the doorstop dog, notes that as a co-editor of the “Breeze” the Vista West residents’ newsletter, he is promoting a “swimsuit” issue, inspired, of course, by Martha Stewart’s appearance, at 81 ears old, in the “Sports Illustrated” swimsuit issue.

 An announcement of his plans was made by the keeper at an assembly of Vista West residents and was met with the suggestion that any display of bodies in the keeper’s age group in swimsuits should include men.

There will be a meeting with the “Breeze” staff to further discuss the swimsuit issue, but the keeper sees it as a possible trend in senior living facilities across the country.

Thank you, Martha!