Kickass and the bullshit vaccine

Kickass, the doorstop dog, reports that the keeper’s deep immersion in the vaccine world—he and Phyllis have had both Covid shots, has provided him with advance info on the soon-to-be-released shot that guarantees immunity from stupidity; not his own stupidity, of course, as brain transplants are not yet medically approved by the insurance companies, but the stupidity of others as it impacts the mental state of the keeper and his ilk.

The shot is called UASFOB for “You Are So Full Of Bullshit,” and it was developed by the same company that vaccinated Ted Cruz so he could accept statements about having an ugly wife and a murderous father and then go on to kiss the ass of the person who made the statements.

UASFOB is undergoing large scale tests in Texas and Mississippi where the governors are inviting everyone to Covid 19 keg-parties that could kill grandma, but who cares–she is old and moves too slow.

The keeper is anxious for UASFOB to become available as the Repub’s heat up their vote-depriving efforts and dust off their gerrymandering successes.  These examples of obvious efforts to subvert and destroy Democracy will doubtless throw the keeper and his ilk into dangerous stress circumstances unless that can get the UASFOB shot.

Dr. Fauci says UASFOB cannot come soon enough, though herd immunity is doubtful!

In the meantime, the keeper and Phyllis are looking forward to an actual dining-out experience, masked up, of course, and virtually shot through with zoomed UASFOB vaccine.