Kickass and the great net

Kickass, the doorstop dog, says Mexico may cancel it’s meeting with Trump but Britian’s Theresa May is going to keep hers, and the reason, as revealed by the vast network of Kickass intelligence, is to discuss the construction of a great net stretching across the Atlantic from Greenland to Morocco, the purpose of which would be to control the immigration of Irishmen, Frenchmen, Germans, Swedes, Danes and other riff-raff.

“If we are to deglobalize we must secure our borders,” Trump spokeswoman Kellyanne Conjob said, “and with Britian’s experience in exiting out of things, we want to have a serious talk with Theresa May.”

“The good thing about the great net,” Theresa May said, “is that, according to Trump and Kellyanne, Mexico will pay for it.”

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