Kickass and the junk purge


Kickass, the doorstop dog, reports that the keeper was recently involved in yet another shuffle of “stuff,” as defined by George Carlin, and is slowly coming to the realization that a lifelong inclination to collect everything from childhood toys to military memorabilia brings with it a mighty burden.  With Phyllis’s help, the keeper is attempting to trade his pack-rat behavior in for shelf space, and discovering that there is a certain liberating sensation to the process.  Now if he could only do a similar thing with the collected mental detritus of his misspent life.  Kickass suggests caution: undergoing a junk lobotomy in the keeper’s case might leave him thinking that he is not going to meet his friends in hell after-all, and Trump is the Messiah.

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