Kickass and the morel hunting gun

Kickass, the doorstop dog, intercepted a message to the keeper from the NRA promo team that was apparently motivated by learning—via public network info obviously, that the keeper was a morel hunter.  Not a very successful one, but that is another story.  Anyway, the NRA advertisement suggested that as a morel hunter, the keeper needed a “Morel Hunting Gun,” which is built on the frame of the old Browning Automatic Rifle like the one the keeper’s Infantry platoon had in Korea.  The morel hunting gun with its multi-cartridge magazine, according to the NRA, would allow the keeper to mow down patches of May-Apples to expose any hiding morels, and the noise of its machine-gun like staccato would send the message that the keeper is no pileated woodpecker and everyone should get the hell out of the woods before they get shot and killed under the authority of the 2^nd amendment and that commandment which says, “Thou shalt have no other guns before Me”