Kickass and the Mueller report
Kickass, the doorstop dog, says the keeper compares release of the Mueller report to the suddenly exposed surface of the back yard with the melting of the snow: there is smelly dog crap all over and the keeper wants a crew made up of some of the 34 indicted yahoos from the Trump gang to show up with shovels. Further, the keeper says the chewed up soup bones, some with the obvious tooth marks of Russian wolf hounds, didn’t just drop out of the sky. Still on his dog kick, the keeper compares the claim of “complete exoneration” to a mutt being sent out to retrieve a tennis ball and coming back with a sail-cat. (A sail-cat is a a cat that has been killed on the highway and flattened by traffic until it can be picked up by the tail and sailed like a frisbee. The keeper says he intends no offense to the cat crowd and is simply reporting facts.) Kickass himself sees the Mueller report as a sturdy bucket for carrying garbage out to the mulch heap where it will contribute to the kind of dead-fish stink some dogs like to roll in. Not Kickass. He only rolls in fermenting fruit.
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