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Kickass and trading senators

Kickass, the doorstop dog, reports that the keeper has dipped into his gene pool and emerged with attributes of his grandfather T.J. (Thomas Jefferson) Stokes who was a Bona fide horse trader back when horses still had economic impact.  The result is that the keeper was up most of the night trying to work out a trade in which Wisconsin Senator Ron Johnson would be traded to Utah for Sen. Mitt Romney.  The trade stalled briefly when Utah refused to also take former Wis. Gov. Scott Walker as part of the deal.  Then the whole thing almost fell apart when Johnson, chairman of the Homeland Security and Governmental Affairs committee, mistakenly called Romney a moron instead of a Mormon, and Walker called Romney a traitor for Romney’s honesty in revealing the GOP scheme to use tax money to investigate Joe Biden.  But, true to his horse trading genes, the keeper managed to salvage the deal, and it will be completed as soon as Senatorial transportation can be arranged with the Wabash Cannonball, which was temporarily put out of business by Walker when he dumb-downed Wisconsin to match his own IQ.

 

 

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