Kickass, the doorstop dog, reports that the keeper offers no apology to Joyce Kilmer for the following:
“I think that I shall often see
“A legislator dumb as a tree.
“A legislator whose mouth is prest
“Against Trump’s ass, and not in jest;
“A legislator who looks at God all day
“And doesn’t see the hell to pay;
“A legislator that in elections may wear
“Nests of lies in combed-over hair;
“Upon whose bosom the public is screwed
“By election lies, renewed and renewed.
“Poems are made by fools like me,
“But only legislators can pee on thee.”