Kickass and tree poem for legislators

Kickass, the doorstop dog, reports that the keeper offers no apology to Joyce Kilmer for the following:


“I think that I shall often see

“A legislator dumb as a tree.

“A legislator whose mouth is prest

“Against Trump’s ass, and not in jest;

“A legislator who looks at God all day

“And doesn’t see the hell to pay;

“A legislator that in elections may wear

“Nests of lies in combed-over hair;

“Upon whose bosom the public is screwed

“By election lies, renewed and renewed.

“Poems are made by fools like me,

“But only legislators can pee on thee.”


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