Kickass and UFOs

Kickass, the doorstop dog, joins the keeper in asking what it says about the state of bipartisanship when both Dems and Repubs cooperated in holding a recent hearing on whether or not entities from outer space are visiting in craft that can go faster than teenage drivers, and the mysterious occupants may or may not be up to no good.

So first, the old familiar label of UFO–Unidentified Flying Object is replaced with UAP–Unidentified Anomalous Phenomena, which tells the keeper that bureaucrats have been at work to the detriment of keeping things simple, but it will be a cold day in hell before UFO is widely replaced by UAP.

If the legislators are truly concerned about possible harm from strange entities, the keeper begs them to look within, and suggests the use of the acronym IDM to represent “Identified Damn Fools.”

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