Kickass antlers

Kickass the Doorstop Dog

Kickass, the doorstop dog, watching the deer in the field below the house—all antlerless this time of year, ponders the phenomenon of antler size as a status symbol for hunters.  Unable to make a meaningful contribution on the subject, he resorts to speculation:

I don’t shoot a deer for meat?

I go to McDonalds if I want to eat.

I hunt out in the cold and snow.

To get some antlers I can show.

I do not know the reason why

I just know the buck must die

So I can claim for all to hear,

I killed the biggest antlered deer.

Its head is up there on the wall,

My ego too, glass eyes and all.









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