Kickass at anchor

Kickass, the doorstop dog, is honored that his keeper has decided to call his new/old boat “The Kickass,” but is uneasy about a remark he made that a doorstop dog could also serve as an anchor.  Kickass does not think the keeper would do such a thing, but these are unpredictable days: who would have ever thought that a narcissistic numbskull could serve as President of the US?  As an anchor, yes, since the orange fool has National respect and decency dead in the water!