Kickass, the doorstop dog, assisted the keeper and Phyllis in recovering from their participation in the wedding of Sunny and Kyle up on top of the Mazomanie bluff overlooking great vistas of the Driftless Area. It was all beautiful, of course—the bride and the vistas and even the groom, in his groom-like way. The keeper was not asked for any marital advise, which was a good thing because last time that happened he said a husband should never walk on a freshly mopped floor, which even at the time sounded old fashioned and mundane and even dumb. But, in retrospect, it makes about as much sense as any marital advice. Just to update, however: You do the mopping, Kyle.