Kickass brandy vs. milk

Kickass, the doorstop dog, says his keeper may end the day with a nip of brandy, but he starts it with a big glass of milk; and he read recently that there is such a surplus of milk that price support regs kicked in and taxpayers are now buying up unsold powdered milk and storing it in warehouses and wondering what the hell to do with it.

In Wisconsin, family farms are going out at an astounding rate and corporate CAFOs with thousands of cows are taking over the dairy business and demanding that they be omitted from pollution regs so they can produce more milk and contaminate more of the citizens’ drinking water with cow manure.

The keeper is thinking seriously of transposing his routine and starting the day with a big glass of brandy and ending it with a nip of milk.