Kickass Budget Trouble
Kickass, the doorstop dog, says the budgets being proposed by our leadership show the kind of insight that separates them from the rest of us: Trump is proposing safety net cuts that will mean starvation and death for millions, thus easing the burden on the SSI fund. Walker is proposing that the potholes get so big they swallow up whole cars and even some busses, thus reducing the number of vehicles that jam up traffic.
Kickass says his keeper is so moved by such superior analytical thinking that he sometimes breaks into tears.
Personally, Kickass thinks the keeper turned into something of a cry baby when his own budget collapsed under his addiction to Craig’s List.