Kickass cardinal

Kickass, the doorstop dog, is desperately trying to find meaning in the fact that a cardinal did itself in by crashing into a living-room window.  The best he can come with is that the unfortunate bird had voted for Trump and believed that Trump Would keep him safe from everything, even things you can see through, like windows.  There will be a short ceremony off the front balcony deck at which time the bird’s remains will be committed to the foot of snow that is on the way, and the keeper will talk briefly with the Almighty about His reasons for killing red birds and electing orange presidents.