Kickass cats

Kickass, the doorstop dog, says it is all very simple: When the dog with the orange hair started using the litter box, the cats were more or less entertained by it and did nothing to stop it.  So then when the cats finally said “enough!”, it was too late and the dog with the orange hair told them he was not going back to running outside to mark territory and would be using the litter box on a regular basis.  The cats, being full of ego, and the ultimate “elite,” were reluctant to admit to having been had by an orange-haired dog, so they threw up their paws and agreed to try to outlaw orange hairballs.  (Kickass will be napping now.)