Kickass does a recount

Kickass, the doorstop dog, reports that the keeper, using the technique of the know-nothing Arizona vote counters, is pawing through cultural records in search of evolutionary advances.  So far, he has found:

*Money in politics carries the day in white male millionaire briefcases.

*If a lie is big enough it will prevail with narcissistic sycophants.

*Slavery is alive and well in the form of a $7.25 minimum wage.

*Stupidity is an essential ingredient to voting against self-interest.

*The omniscience of religion in moral guidance is currently being demonstrated by artillery killing children in Israel and Palestine neighborhoods.

*That legislator who identified Jan. 6 in DC as “just another tourist day,” is destined for greatness in the form of a place at the Repub’s corporate trough.

*Any hope for replacing BS with truth will come from a woman, as preparations are made to expand Mt. Rushmore to include Liz Cheney.


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