Kickass dog show

Kickass, the doorstop dog, breaking his vow to avoid politics, reports that a Russian Wolf Hound attempted to rig the regs at last night’s Westminster dog show, but was detected by a drug-sniffing beagle who indicated the stench went all the way up to the top dogs. While a German Shepard named “Rumor” won best-of-show, last year’s winner–another German Shepard more or less resigned, while outside Madison Square Garden, mutts demonstrated against dog catchers and “No Pets” regulations, especially as they pertained to their cat friends. (Kickass’s keeper says comparison of this dog situation to the human condition is encouraged, and he and I wish everyone a Happy Valentines Day from South Padre.)