Kickass dogs and gods

Kickass, the doorstop dog, assists the keeper in taking on the tough job of explaining how the POTUS has turned blasphemy on its ear by using “dog” instead of “god” as a main ingredient.  As every school boy knows, “god” spelled backwards is “dog,” but this apparently has nothing to do with the POTUS use of “dog” in an insulting and blasphemes manner.  It is rather that he—the orange POTUS, cannot find a dog that will agree to live in the White House and perform the functions of “first dog.”  As a result there are WH tweets that demean dogs as the divider-in-chief goes about insulting everyone but himself.  Kickass says every dog will have its day and he—Kickass, is proud to be a son-of-a-bitch.