Kickass fake news dogs don’t read

Kickass, the doorstop dog, says it is good news that somebody bought the empty Oscar Meyer Weiner factory in Madison and it is fake news that it will be converted into a gun factory, which is unfortunate because it discourages a rewrite of the old Oscar jingle:

I wish I were an NRA gun freak

That is what I really want to be

For if I were such a gun geek

Mass murder would be fine with me.

Two other items that unfortunately are not fake news: People in Puerto Rico still do not have adequate fresh water, and the EPA is ordering up more coal for all of us.

Kickass says it is good that most dogs cannot read.