Kickass falling

Kickass, the doorstop dog, says one of the really bad things about winter is the danger of falling on your ass, particularly in his keeper’s age group which is Paleozoic.  The keeper has a foolproof prevention plan, however: Stay in the damn house!  Any cabin fever side effects can be treated with modest doses of grog.  (Sometimes Kickass is so impressed with his keeper’s intelligence that he would jump up and lick the keeper’s face were it not for fear of knocking him on his old ass.)