Kickass FBI Take-over

Kickass, the doorstop dog, says in the military way of doing things backwards, the keeper was sent to the Army’s NCO Intelligence school in Ft. Riley, Kan., and was subsequently cleared for “Secret” information after he had served his infantry combat tour in Korea,, all of which now has him thinking that he is more than qualified to take over the FBI; and as soon as this happens—because he cannot find any of them anywhere else,  he plans to look in Trump’s hair for morel mushrooms, and Russians, of course.